Tuesday, June 29, 2010


There's no denying it - it's really here. After 2 rounds of Legal Karate and 2 Billion screenprints later, enough blood, sweat, and fears have been shed to produce a physical document of one bands' total chronic devotion. Available in only the finest audio distribution facilities in Minneapolis at the moment, SEAWHORES' Blunt Force To The Everything doesn't play friendly on the genre jungle gym. Cybernetic arcade industrial hardcore that ends on a beach of foamy drone, it's a complete loose-glove slap to the face of barely thrown together lo-fi lazy techno-hippies. They simply do not make them like this anymore. Where's the adventure these days? Where are the Indy's worshipping the Temple of Boom? It takes giant boulders chasing away the thieves to keep a treasure this tight and Seawhores have got 'em.
This LP will be available in Insound very soon; we'll keep you updated.